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Gangster geek rap

31 Jan 2007

Hard-core geek humor at its best. NSFW?

Check out some awesome geek gangster rap: “Kill Dash Nine” by Monzy. Lyrics are slightly NSFW.

I think this is my favorite verse:

See it ain’t about the Benjamins or Pentiums or Athlons,

But you rappin’ 50 meters while I’m spittin’ in decathlons.

Your shit’s old and busted, mine’s the new hotness;

You’re like CLR and I’m like CLRS.

You’re running csh and my shell is bash,

You’re the tertiary storage; I’m the L1 cache.

I’m a web crawling spider; you an Internet mosquito;

You thought the 7-layer model referred to a burrito.

You’re a dialup connection; I’m a gigabit LAN.

I last a mythical man-month; you a one-minute man.

It’s like I’m running Thunderbird and you’re still stuck with Pine,

Which is why I think it’s time for me to KILL DASH NINE.

Or check out the video:

And here’s another song from the same guy: “So Much Drama in the PhD”.